I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's just like the Real World with babies
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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