I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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