when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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