ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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