I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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