honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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