You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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