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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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