he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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