that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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