my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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