quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's just like the Real World with babies
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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