Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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