Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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