The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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