You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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