if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have a little drunk in my system
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You left your phone here
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