he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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