Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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