Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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