They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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