another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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