omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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