I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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