with your own penis?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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