i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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