I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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