remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Boobs are out for the taking
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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