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I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!

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Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?

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Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos

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(630): I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos! (317): Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto? (630): Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos http://tfl.nu/vb21

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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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(404): i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone http://tfl.nu/jdpw

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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.

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(845): Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian. http://tfl.nu/smlz

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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

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I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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(651): make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS. (1-651): I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much. http://tfl.nu/xzl0

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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(802): the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME http://tfl.nu/i706

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.

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(484): wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day. http://tfl.nu/pyo4

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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

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(510): I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting http://tfl.nu/unrs

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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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(519): all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat" http://tfl.nu/ukas

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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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(260): How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content? http://tfl.nu/u3hm

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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.

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(705): Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences. http://tfl.nu/318s

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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.

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(214): Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more. http://tfl.nu/1w8z

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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.

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(678): Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago. http://tfl.nu/b245

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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends

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(517): I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends http://tfl.nu/sky7

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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.

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(703): But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face. http://tfl.nu/3za0

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(571): View more from Virginia

She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...

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(571): She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance... http://tfl.nu/5je2

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