All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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