His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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