Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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