Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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