Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think your dad took our porno
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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