His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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