Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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