in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
try to milk me bitch
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize