At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize