thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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