SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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