Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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