so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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