do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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