Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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