I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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