you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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