is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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