I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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