Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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