I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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